016 • Little Ned

016 • Little Ned

Please note that your puppy-dog, Ned,
Is banned from the marital bed.
Henceforth I expect him
To lick his vile rectum
On top of the wardrobe instead.

Ned is long gone, mercifully, but traumatic memories remain, not least of this memo’s over-stern wording. [See also here]

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