Those tracks that we noticed, while skiing,
Suggest some gargantuan being.
Maybe Bigfoot is real?
If that print was his heel
Then his toes will be something worth seeing.

In a secular age, humanity’s innate yearning for supernatural guidance finds expression through the belief in, and adulation of, some improbable freaks. Lumpen, unruly monsters fascinate the American psyche, their stupidity presenting an intriguing counterpoise to inconceivable power. Still, only a couple more months before voters can consign one such oafish hoax to richly deserved oblivion.