I’ve stopped going naked at night:
My beauty deserves direct light.
Yet often, by day,
Viewers hurry away
Which I don’t find entirely polite.

Pandemic guidelines apply to everyone on the planet, no exceptions: and our newsmongers imagine the whole world is listening as they ram the point home. Yet they’re overlooking cases like the present subject who, venturing out after many years of Absolute Isolation, is nonplussed to find Social Distancing in operation, and takes it as a personal affront.