A pretty good night at the Bingo:
We won the first prize, a flamingo.
I wasn’t too chuffed
When I found it was stuffed.
Next time I’ll opt for the dingo.

A dingo is not a suitable pet, any more than a flamingo is. It should be running about in the tundra or wherever, making its own way, not relying on another, less noble, species for its upkeep.