Your career – once allegro con brio –
Turns so deadly dull, thanks to Leo,
You’ll be longing, instead,
For a whole month in bed
Next to three baleful badgers with B.O.

Springing from our beds, with the Lion ruling the zodiac, we should surely genuflect for a moment – not to the King of the Beasts, but to the Astrological Adept, whose acumen, in the field of predicting human affairs, lies beyond any reasonable doubt.