A hermit I met in Ostend
Informed me, ‘It’s vain to pretend
That the leaves in your hair
And that sack that you wear
Will ever catch on as a trend.’

Even in the hermit community, peer-pressure is clearly immense. The ‘Hermit Look’, now de rigueur, was initially scorned as too outré. Gullibility lies at the heart of all dress fascism.