The last time I spoke to the Queen
It was only her voicemail machine:
While awaiting the ‘beep’
My hand went to sleep
And my mobile fell in the latrine.

Your Majesty, a few lines to celebrate 67 years since your Coronation! Or Covid19tion, are we saying that now? Anyway, that’s a long time on the throne, a high toilet-tissue mileage. Sorry we never got to chat, back in the day. The music was pretty loud at my end. Perhaps at yours too – maybe that’s why you didn’t pick up?