Oh how I delight in your snoring!
A riot of sizzle and roaring:
A nightly recital
So varied, so vital,
Your daytime assertions seem boring.

As a general rule the professional male of a certain age regards the secrets of the boudoir as sacrosanct. Yet, as we see above, the day will dawn in most long-established relationships when it becomes a tactical inevitability that certain hitherto-undisclosed truths be revealed.