On that bench lies our governor, Maud,
Who formerly sat on The Board.
In the financial crash
She lost most of our cash:
Disgrace was her only reward.

With characteristic chauvinism it’s a woman the company blames, and shames, for market losses which (as they implicitly acknowledge) afflicted the great majority of businesses in the sector. One is surprised they haven’t feminised her job-description to ‘Governess’.